Reasons Why You Can't Rush Down to The Bus Stop If You're a Slacker

This is not a school bus. This is MetroBus from the Washington, D.C. Metro. That bus is courtesy of Metro.
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The Slacker Syndrome: Reasons Why You Can't Rush Down To The Bus Stop If You're a Slacker

Okay *nodding my head* I can see your routine. Your routine is get slack in the morning, leave your breath stink and head down to the bus stop, don't care if you look nice enough.

Okay let me tell you reasons why you can't rush down to your school bus.
Number 1: Your school bus may always come in time. Sometimes your school bus may show up late and you ended up waiting a while longer, which is insulting.

Number 2: If you haven't brush your teeth or dressed in awful clothes that are either smelly or not, your bus mates (students on the bus) will (or may) think of you as awful or nasty. They will stand a feet (or several feet) away from you and they will possibly call you names like...well I can't think of any names and if I did I don't want to say it because it's inappropriate. Let's pretend that they will call you "The Most Undressed Person in This Bus".

Number 3: .... The bus driver may not like the way you look, the way you wear, and, maybe the way you smell. At one point, the bus driver may kick you out if you get repeated warnings.

So yeah, rushing down to the bus stop...as a slacker will cause you consequences. So please don't rush down to the bus stop if you're a slacker. Matter of fact, please stop being a slacker. Because if you're a slacker, then you're a loser.