Reasons Why You Can't Rush Down to The Bus Stop If You're a Slacker

This is not a school bus. This is MetroBus from the Washington, D.C. Metro. That bus is courtesy of Metro.
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The Slacker Syndrome: Reasons Why You Can't Rush Down To The Bus Stop If You're a Slacker

Okay *nodding my head* I can see your routine. Your routine is get slack in the morning, leave your breath stink and head down to the bus stop, don't care if you look nice enough.

Okay let me tell you reasons why you can't rush down to your school bus.

The Slacker Syndrome: First Questions Might Be Answered

© 2015 Malcolm Franokuski

Okay you're a teenage boy. This is a day in the life for you

In the morning you woke up, didn't made your bed, throw your clothes on your unmade bed to find the right one to wear, brush your teeth a little, eat breakfast and rush through the door.

Now here's the question: Did you do it as always?

Welcome to The Slacker Syndrome

© 2015 Malcolm Franokuski

© 2015 Malcolm Franokuski

If your bed wasn't made for less than a month, than you're a slacker.
If you didn't hang up the clothes every day, then you're a slacker.
If you wait until the last minute to do your homework, then you're a slacker.

You know what I'm not going to say you're a slacker. I'm just gonna called you a loser.

Welcome to The Slacker Syndrome, where I would talk about how you - if you're a male -get diagnosis with the slacker symptom (well not really since I'm telling you guys to...you know what I'm gonna shut up; you not diagnosis at all unless you have a real cancer).